ZOMBIE HORDE 2 5/10

I know, I know I was thinking the same thing you were the masterminds behind the shit bomb decided to atone for their sins and fix all the problems that I pointed out in the first shit ride to nowhere. Well for starters they got rid of the cardboard box crap and now its just you in the woods. Mistake one is what well will call that. Like I said before 90% of the fun on this game was watching the “fort” get demolished while you chuck bricks left and right. But maybe they are trying to set it up a notice you make it hardcore.

After all you now have two weapons( you still have to reload), but that just translates into two scoops of lame with a side of moron.but it starts out like “hey you there we to see how hard core are about killing zombies so here is a test”yet again they introduce that bullshit about how killing zombies get you money which you then need to buy weapons. Here’s the problem (one of many)you also have to buy ammo. How hardcore is that? Not very. When I died it was surprise surprise quite lame. Note to those who keep churning these games out ….STOP. IF I DON’T STOP YOU GOD WILL.

http://games.arcadeinvader.com/2008/06/zombie-horde-2.html

Zombie Horde 5/10

WHAT THE FUCK?! That is really all i can say. In this game you protect you cardboard box of a fort from zombies by heralding bricks at them. Sounds awesome right? Exactly SOUNDS awesome. It looks about as cool as pac man eat crack cocaine(or whaterver the hell those dots are) while being chased by the KKK(or whatever the “ghosts” are supposed to be) this game gets old fast but there is o whole subplot of I don’t get a shit save some civilian. I had more fun watching the zombies, and birds for some reans, tear away at my cardboard box(which for some reason or another cought fire.

The most rewarding part of the game was when I was able to save up enough money(I guess it come from the zombie fairy, formaily the tooth fairy but shit got rough,) and I bought a shot gun that was fun for like three seconds. There is no gore what so ever in this game . how dare they put zombie in the title. I haven’t felt so let down sice I watched the never ending story (and god damn it I should still be watch that film…its not even my bed time!!!!). And what adds even more to the bullshit factor is reloading. Even while serving up brick to unsuspecting zombie heads you have to reaload. Excuse me, I think I might be retarded but how the fuck do you reload a brick? Did I miss a day in high school or something? I would have had more fun polishing flavor flav’s clocks then trying to beat this game.

http://games.arcadeinvader.com/2008/06/zombie-horde.html