Friday, September 19, 2008

Funky Disco Zombies 5/10



With a name like that how can you lose… I don’t know so i am going to have to contact the developers and ask them what brand of crack they were smoking when they made this turd. And might I suggest investing in two monkeys and possibly a giraffe. I think that the best part about this game is the name.

Nothing else even comes close. After my final life I thought gee I could have had a V8. At least then I would have had a bad taste in my mouth that I would have been able to get rid of. You spend more time vacuuming up never ending ghosts than you do fighting disco zombies. I don't know why but when I think about this game I got to an angry place, surprisingly enough filled with zombies, when I am able to take out my rage accurately.


Its so much that this game is bad its just that it has such an awesome name and maybe 15 years ago on an nes this would have been top shelf. But its 2008, people are cloning sheep, there is an inter connected web of computers or “Internet”. I mean holy shit the state is being run by a cybernetic assassin from the future.

This game just does not live up to the title. And not only that but hard…like bullshit hard. Some of the jumps are damn near impossible. After playing this game something inside me moved… and when I got out of the bathroom I realized that I had more fun in there with nature than I did playing this game. I would love to continue to tear into this game but there are these grapes in my fridge . and if I don’t eat them they are pretty much just going to sit there and frankly I just can’t let that happen. If you are at all interested the link to this game is as follows:
http://games.arcadeinvader.com/2008/06/funky-disco-zombies.html

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