ZOMBIE ASSAULT 3/10

BY Flashmaster Funk

Yo Flashmaster here I just got through playing a game I would like to warn the general public. I got suckered into playing this flaming piece flashtastic, internet clogging, misleading , pigeon crap. Wait wait let me just say if this game was someone’s first time ever using the Internet or a computer for that matter “good job little buddy now stand aside the men have work to do”. This game just over simplified the zombie experience plain and simple. You are just and arm hanging out of a window shooting 4th grade Halloween style zombies that just disappear. That is not a death, that is a candy coated, lollipop version of the fourth coming zombie invasion. Felt like someone said “hey want to see some tits” showed we two mice and then punched me in the face. This game is entertaining for of three seconds. It would be a hard and interesting game if you have shit for brains, in which case you don’t have to worry cause the zombies won’t come after you. And if they did you wouldn’t know the difference or miss anything about the world of the living.
What did save this game from a complete 0 was that if you can stand to play it long enough zombies start flying planes into the house you are protecting. Don’t even get me started on that one but you get points for creativity. If I could vomit on creator of this game until he passed out I would, but that would be giving them too much attention for just a waste of space. I would like to follow this person around and issue them citations for wasting air. At the end of the day this was made non zombie fan on a bet that I am guessing they lost and had to wear some sort of sign referring to fact that they have no genitals. If you are looking to kill like 30 seconds you can check this game out at :
http://www.freewebarcade.com/game/zombie-assault/
I would not suggest it and will not be held responsible for what you do after you play it.