DEANIMATOR 7/10

The name alone make this bad boy an instant classic. It claims to be based on a short story. Why you would base a flash game on a short story is beyond me… I guess they wanted street creed or something. The funny party about this game is that there is no plot what soever. So either that was the worst story ever written ( see the Eragon book series for an example of this) or the game has nothing at all to do with story. Either way I want to read it after ripping this fine example of flash code.

This is your standard flash game. One screen point and click simple elegant and to the point. You just some old dude standing out in the woods capping zombie fools left and right. And you randomly find weapons and ammo. But you do a a solid death in this game. A zombie rolls up and rips your head(spine attached) off and holds it over your quivering body. This game gets straight to the point and doesn’t fuck around with plot or movement. Just here come th zombies kill them as fast as can.

I would consider this game a definite at work game. You won’t exercise any personal growth while playing this game, in fact I think tha same amount of thought and effort that went into zombie assault was applied to this game. Why this game is by far a superior game? Well that is like asking “why does a sailor love his rum”. It’s the mystery of the deep. It could be the fact that it was based on a book or perhaps that it was not designed by two monkeys and a giraffe high on Mountain dew and skittles watching calvin and hobbs. I would like to take this moment and say that Mountain dew is the greatest soda ever made and all you haters out there need to find out what time it is. Check your watch casue its go time.
You can get this game at:
http://games.arcadeinvader.com/2008/06/deanimator.html