Monday, September 22, 2008

Zombie Horde 5/10



WHAT THE FUCK?! That is really all i can say. In this game you protect you cardboard box of a fort from zombies by heralding bricks at them. Sounds awesome right? Exactly SOUNDS awesome. It looks about as cool as pac man eat crack cocaine(or whaterver the hell those dots are) while being chased by the KKK(or whatever the “ghosts” are supposed to be) this game gets old fast but there is o whole subplot of I don’t get a shit save some civilian. I had more fun watching the zombies, and birds for some reans, tear away at my cardboard box(which for some reason or another cought fire.

The most rewarding part of the game was when I was able to save up enough money(I guess it come from the zombie fairy, formaily the tooth fairy but shit got rough,) and I bought a shot gun that was fun for like three seconds. There is no gore what so ever in this game . how dare they put zombie in the title. I haven’t felt so let down sice I watched the never ending story (and god damn it I should still be watch that film…its not even my bed time!!!!). And what adds even more to the bullshit factor is reloading. Even while serving up brick to unsuspecting zombie heads you have to reaload. Excuse me, I think I might be retarded but how the fuck do you reload a brick? Did I miss a day in high school or something? I would have had more fun polishing flavor flav’s clocks then trying to beat this game.

http://games.arcadeinvader.com/2008/06/zombie-horde.html

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