Zombie Rush 7/10

This is a pretty complex game when it comes to flash games. It took me forever to read the instructions and actually get down to the game play. In fact I think I spent more time learning how to play the game then I did actually playing the game. It was that complex. And ultimately I think that it falls short when it comes to actual game play. However, if you are a fan of magic and animae I this is the zombie game for you. You are this anime Tiger and his fiends and you are protecting your beach shack like Frankie Avalon in one of his many “classic” roles. The game is times and you spend the entire time on the roof chucking various ninja weapons at beach zombies as they respond by throwing bones at you while they approach your beloved shack. Your magical friends chip in and help out with spell form time to time but are basically useless.

What sucks the most about this game, aside form the encyclopedia of instructions… for a FLASH game is that there is no way to die. If you let the zombies get to your shack you magical bunny friend or whatever miracles away the zombies and then takes away points. If we were on walkie talkies I believe that response would WHAT THE FUCK OVER! Yeah I would to have such a low bar set for me in life. Hey don’t worry about the horde of mindless undead coming to remove your brains and make you one of them (no not the Mormons), if any get by your defense you won’t die no no uncle save a ho will come to your rescue and poof holy shit why did I even try.

And at the end of the game that was how I felt. This game is not an entire waste of time but it leaves you feeling that way. It does entertain, but not a lot. This isn’t a game like the THE LAST STAND that will have you jonesing to play all day long. My experience was definably a one and done. Like a Goth chick at a keger… you don’t why she is there, how she got there, or why she is there but you think “well maybe she different. She is at a kegger …maybe she’s nit so emo” and you talk to her and surprise sufuckingprise she you just another emo bullshit Goth chick… what was I talking about….. well you can find this game at :

http://www.freewebarcade.com/game/zombie-rush/