ZOMBIE HORDE 2 5/10

I know, I know I was thinking the same thing you were the masterminds behind the shit bomb decided to atone for their sins and fix all the problems that I pointed out in the first shit ride to nowhere. Well for starters they got rid of the cardboard box crap and now its just you in the woods. Mistake one is what well will call that. Like I said before 90% of the fun on this game was watching the “fort” get demolished while you chuck bricks left and right. But maybe they are trying to set it up a notice you make it hardcore.

After all you now have two weapons( you still have to reload), but that just translates into two scoops of lame with a side of moron.but it starts out like “hey you there we to see how hard core are about killing zombies so here is a test”yet again they introduce that bullshit about how killing zombies get you money which you then need to buy weapons. Here’s the problem (one of many)you also have to buy ammo. How hardcore is that? Not very. When I died it was surprise surprise quite lame. Note to those who keep churning these games out ….STOP. IF I DON’T STOP YOU GOD WILL.

http://games.arcadeinvader.com/2008/06/zombie-horde-2.html

Zombie Horde 5/10

WHAT THE FUCK?! That is really all i can say. In this game you protect you cardboard box of a fort from zombies by heralding bricks at them. Sounds awesome right? Exactly SOUNDS awesome. It looks about as cool as pac man eat crack cocaine(or whaterver the hell those dots are) while being chased by the KKK(or whatever the “ghosts” are supposed to be) this game gets old fast but there is o whole subplot of I don’t get a shit save some civilian. I had more fun watching the zombies, and birds for some reans, tear away at my cardboard box(which for some reason or another cought fire.

The most rewarding part of the game was when I was able to save up enough money(I guess it come from the zombie fairy, formaily the tooth fairy but shit got rough,) and I bought a shot gun that was fun for like three seconds. There is no gore what so ever in this game . how dare they put zombie in the title. I haven’t felt so let down sice I watched the never ending story (and god damn it I should still be watch that film…its not even my bed time!!!!). And what adds even more to the bullshit factor is reloading. Even while serving up brick to unsuspecting zombie heads you have to reaload. Excuse me, I think I might be retarded but how the fuck do you reload a brick? Did I miss a day in high school or something? I would have had more fun polishing flavor flav’s clocks then trying to beat this game.

http://games.arcadeinvader.com/2008/06/zombie-horde.html

GHOSTS ’N GOBLINS 6/10

I think this is an old school NES game, it has all the ear markings of 8 bits of monster killing madness. While the first level is the only one that features zombies, any true video game fan would love to kick back and waste some 8 bit zombies. You are basically a knight and some weird ass devil bird thing comes down and hates on your game by stealing your girlfriend and you (the knight) decide to man up and kick some rand monster ass. Its pretty straight forward, you run around chucking lances into whatever gets into your way. This is a pretty uninteresting game and I feel is just around for nostalgia purposes. You could your whole life without playing this game and you would never know the difference.
With all that said you can find this game at:
http://games.arcadeinvader.com/2008/06/ghosts-n-goblins.html

THE LAST STAND 8/10

BY Flashmaster Funk
The first game is a little number called the last stand. In this little gem you are the survivor of the zombie attack and you have built a shelter that you have to defend from a zombie attack. It was designed by can artists production and armored games. I would have to give this game an 8/10. The only problem with it is that there is no real way to gauge you success through the game and a little hard to tell if you are moving forward or backward. The over all feel of the game is right on. The intro menu is scary as hell and the game play almost feels like a zombie flick.
The game play is pretty standard. You move with WASD and you have a gun that you use to waste zombies left and right with the click of your mouse. This comes in handy when protecting you shelter at night. However, the zombie deaths do leave something to be desired. When you are not protecting humanity’s last hope for survival you can divide you day up repairing your shelter, looking for more weapons, or looking for other survivors. It takes a while to find other weapons and you run the possibility of losing others that have “saved” when you go out searching which also add to the weaksauce factor of the last stand, that and there is no scoring. Just number of days that you stay alive, but in the end when you do die you get you guts ripped out by a zombie and feast fallows soon after. Of you manage to survive 20 days the military comes in and saves you. if you get far enough may I suggest using the hunting rifle has your primary weapon with the chainsaw as a backup. With the hunting rifle you can cap zombies with one shot and if your wall gets over run you can use the chainsaw to clean them off . You should play this game for nothing else but the menu at the beginning and your death by zombie.
All in all if you are looking to 5min+ at work invest in this game. It is a solid play and will entertain any zombie fan. This bad boy gets an 8/10 and is better than surfing for porn. This lovely gem of awesomeness can be found at:

http://games.arcadeinvader.com/2008/06/last-stand.html